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"Shiver me tampons" needs to make its way into my parlance

Oh Gaga

but the merman texting on his conch

they’re both texting holy shit

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Surprise surprise, it’s racist garbage. It’s like Frankenstine made an abomination out of katy perry, gwen stephani, and ke$ha. I really shouldn’t have to explain what’s wrong with it, but in the first 5 seconds we have:

Butchered the Japanese language

reduced Japanese people into props

bastardized Japanese street fashion

and made ourselves look like we’re trying WAY to hard to revitalize our careers. My guess at the thought process for this was “what do the kids like these days??? What’s that Japanese stuff called.. um.. kuhwaee? Yeah that’ll get us money! We can still keep pretending like Avril Lavigne is relevant to the younger generation!” 

Anyways it was a terrible failure and a really, really sad joke I hope I will never have to see again.

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being black and putting on your white voice at the drop of a dime is akin to being bilingual

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words to live by

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Every girl needs a guy like Claudio…

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John Scalzi gets it.

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Just realized it’s been almost a week since my last orgasm. Gonna have to fix that before bed.


I feel like one of the things that sets Bobs Burgers apart from its counterparts in shows like Family Guy is its penchant for love and sincerity in its characters. Tina doesn’t get relentlessly mocked by her family members for being awkward and homely for laughs like Meg Griffin would be, the comedy is instead in how they defend her from people giving her crap. The parents and the kids and the siblings all have moments where they assess how close they are often and it’s something not seen much in these sort of family-based animated comedies (besides early Simpsons). BB may not be a perfect show by any means, but I feel like its sense of heart definitely makes it more fun to watch than a lot of its peers in primetime animated comedies. 

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Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.

"Why are you poor?  Stop being poor.  Be rich like me!" - Fox News commentators, GOP congressmen, and late night informercials on real estate flipping.

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Alright, let me just say this : Europe is not your all-white wet dream.

England is not white, France is not white, Germany is not white, Norway is not fucking white. There are POC living in these countries, ones who just immigrated five years ago, ones who have been there…



Frank Waln about killed me with this one. #onpoint #wastè


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